Vishal: “Okay bhabi ji, tum behad khubsurat ho aur sabse hot aur sexy lady jo main ne aaj tak dekha aur jaana to keise tumko admire karne se rokunga khud ko main batao bhala? Tumhari muskurahat, tumhari enkhen, tumhari ungliyan, tumhare baal, tumhare jism, sab kuch behad passand hai mujhe aur dekhta rehta hoon tumhein iss mein mera kia kusoor, upar wale ne enkhen diye hein dekhne ke liye nah, ab upar wale ne tumko itne fursat se banaya hai to humko dekh kar uss upar wale ki taarif to karni chahiye iss mein kia buraayi hai batao to!”
Aditi: “Shut up! Varna Vishal ko sab kuch baata dungi han!” Aur Aditi ne phone rakh diya.
Vishal ko bahot hanssi aayi aur decide kar liya ke ab yehi double role khelega Aditi ke saath… ussko ek bahot achcha mauka mil gaya Aditi ko try karne ke liye ab, koyi plan nahin banana pada sab kuch apne aap hi ho gaya….
Par Vishal ne firse Aditi ko phone kiya magar iss baar Vishal bankar, usske kaha,
“Hi Adi jaan keisi ho tum? Kia kar rahi ho? Aaj jabse ghar se nikla hoon sirf tumhare bare mein hi soch raha hoon kal raat wali session ko lekar…”
Jab Aditi ne vishal ki awaaz suni to turant ussko batane jaa rahi thi ke koyi ussko phone karke chedh raha tha, maagar jiss waqt Vishal ne kal raat ki sex wali baat kiya to Aditi call wali baat bhool gayi aur kal raat ki vakiya ko sochne lagi woh bhi, aur thoda sharmaate hue ek hansti awaaz mein boli,
“hmmm? Sach…. Chal jhoote!!”
Vishal: “nahin jaan sach mein din bhar sirf tumko hi soch raha hoon aur raat wali baat ko; bahot maza aya tha hai nah jaan?
Aditi sharmaayi aur apne baaalon ko apne ungli mein ghumaate hue boli,
“Agar eisi baat hai to aaj jaldi ghar wapas ana, jabse gaye ho main tumhari raah dekh rahi hoon!”
Vishal: “sach jaan? Achchah batao kal raat wali session mein kiss part ne tumko ziada interest kiya tha?”
Aditi ne bachon wali awaaz mein kaha,
“Hmm ab phone par bhi tum naughty ho rahe ho main nahin bataungi!”
Vishal ki pant mein tamboo banney laga jiss tarah se Aditi ne jawaab diya apne saansson ko rok rok kar… to ussne kaha;
“Dekho jaan tumne dekha nahin ke kal raat hum donon kitne jaldi please ho gaye, tumko laga nahin ke hamare sex life aur bhi bahot ziada massaledaar tha? Han ya nah? Bolo?!”
Aditi apne honton ko danton mein chaba rahi thi jab Vishal woh sab bol raha tha aur ek sehmi si awaaz mein boli;
“Hmm sahi keh rahe ho bahot ajeeb tha kal raat….”
Tab vishal ne khush hote hue kaha,
“to sunon jaan, aaj raat ke liye main ne kuch aur tayaar kiya hai bus tumko wohi karna hoga jeise main kahunga aur fir dekhna ek aur bahot lazatdaar session hoga aaj raat ko bhi, bus bolo bilkool weisa karogi jeisa main chahunga?”
Thoda hichkichaate hue Aditi boli,
“Phir se? Oh no?! bus tum weise hi karna jeise raat ko kiya tha mujhse kuch mat kehna karne ko please!!”
Vishal: “sunon jaan pehle meri baat to sunon phir decide karna”
Aditi: “Achah thik hai okay batao kia baat hai maagar main nahin kar paayi to mujhe dosh mat dena tum keh deti hoon han!”
Vishal: “sunon, aaj raat ke liye tum ek aadmi ko socho aur mujhe usska naam batao, main woh aadmi ban jaunga. Tum sir fuss admi ka naam batana mujhe aur aaj raat ko apne session ke dauraan main woh aadmi ban jaunga aur tumko veise hi bulaunga jeise woh tumko bulata hai…. Missal ke taur par agar woh ekl teacher hai to main teacher banunga, agar woh ek padosi hai to main woh padosi ban jaunga; weise kissi ko socho aur wohi aaj sham ko ghar wapas aega, main nahin aunga, matlab tumhara Vishal nahin aega, jiss aadmi ko tumne socha wohi aega….. samjhi tum?”
Aditi ne ek lambi saans lete hue jawaab diya,
“Mujhse nahin hoga, mujhse kabhie eisi baat ki umeed mat karna nahin hoga mujhse Vish!!”
Vishal: “okay phir batao kal raat ko kiss ne kiya tumhare saath?”
Aditi: (hansste hue) “Kia? Woh tum the sirf tum aur kaun?”
Vishal: “Nahin main ne tumko kissi aur ko dimaagh mein sochne ko kaha tha aur tumne kaha tha ke main hi uss se bolun ke woh tumhare saath kare… to kyun keh rahi ho main tha?”
Aditi: “Magar assal mein to tumhi the nah jaan?”
Vishal: “Main sachaayi ki nahin baat kar raha, kaun tha tumhare imagination mein, khayaalon mein kaun tha uss waqt? Tum bahot ziada garam ho gayi thi aur karne ki sakht zaroorat thi uss waqt tumhein; to koyi to tha jissko tum soch rahi thi hai ke nahin? Dekho baby, tumko achchi tarah se pata hai ke kal raat wali hamari sex sab se behtar tha aur kiss had tak woh spicy, massaledaar aur garam tha… agar hum weise nahin khelte to weisa bilkool nahin hota… to please jawaab do aur mere saath coorperate karo, mera saath do ziada masaaledaar bana sakte hein hum apne sex life ko jaan!!”
Aditi: “kia ab hum uss baat ko lekar ladaayi karenge?”
Tab Vishal ko laga ke sach mein baat bigar sakti hai to, aur ussko sambhaal kar khel ko aguey badhana hai varna woh kaamyaab nahin hoga… to ussne kaha,
“Okay achcha thik hai no fights… tum nahin saath dogi mujhe hi sab karna hoga thik hai kar lunga….. khud hi game banaunga aur tumko sunate hue game ko aguey badhaunga….”
Aditi: “han weise hi karna, jeisa tum kahoge main karungi… main tummko khush karna chahti hoon magar eise phone par nahin jaan…. Jab ghar wapas ao, to woh karo jo tumhare mann mein hai main inkar nahin karungi..”
Vishal: “okay to sunon baby – main chahta hon aaj sham ko kuch eisa ho - Aaj tum mera intezaar nahin karogi, aaj sham ko tum apne ek ex boyfriend ko expect karogi ko…. Aaj sham ko 6 baje Vishal nahin wapas aega, Vishalm aaj overtime karega aur raat ko barah baje ke baad ghar wapas aega, to tum apne ex boyfriend ka wait karogi, woh tumhare papa ke sheher se hein aur aaj raat ko woh aa raha hai tumse enjoy karne aur tum donon khub enjoy karoge aur raat barah bajne se pehle woh wapas chala jaega tumse enjoy karke… samajh gayi ab?”
Inn baton ko sunkar Aditi ke rowan khadi ho gayi pure jism par aur sirf “hmmmm” mein jawaab diya Vishal ko.
Tab Vishal bola, “Ab aaakhir uss boyfriend ko ek naam to dedo!!”
Aditi ne kuch pal socha aur aur bachpana awaaz mein boli,
“Aditya”
Vishal bahot khush hua aur kaha;
“Yeh hui nah baat! Ab ek aakhri baat jaan, tum har sham ko takriban 5.45 PM ko terrace par mera wait karti ho hai nah? To aaj sham ko 5.30 PM ko tum terrace par rehna aur Aditya ka wait karna; usski raah dekhna aur raaste par dekhna ke woh kahin aa to nahin raha…. Aur sabse important baat tum uss grey skirt ko pehenna aur sleevless Tshirt ko bina bra ke, mere liye itna karna jaan meri okay?”
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